Blog schedule update

With time running out in the year, I'm going to start doing blogs every other day. Topic will be game specific or another installment in the robotics series. There will be some exceptions to this rule, which I list below.

1) If something big happens in the gaming world, expect a blog about it that day. Unless I'm dead, I'll try my hardest to cover it.

2) If I am leaving for a few days I will condense some reading material for you all (like the 3 people that read this, hats off to you guys) to check out while I'm gone. It won't be shit that's just rushed either, don't worry.

On another note: I will be ending each blog with my twitter and youtube channel, please follow me and subscribe! Working to start being able to get out daily/every other day videos on the channel, and terrible views of life and games on my twitter. AT LEAST 3.9 A DAY. YEAH.

Thanks for reading!
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/JIBgaming
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/JIBgaming

Now go get naked, because it's Hanukkah.
True story. 

The story that is my weekend

Joking there's no story, fucking fooled you. Instead I'm going to lay out what's happening this week with videos, blogs, and twitpics. Boobs, man. Not really though. The pictures will be me trying to cook. fuckyes. Anyways, let's do this --

So this week I have finals at school, which I am clearly prepared for. Not really though, I'm fucked. Lucky for me the easy classes are tomorrow so I can enjoy playing games on my new EKBAWKZ. "You named your penis again?" I did, but that's that what I'm talking about. My new xbox, if that makes more sense to you, the jerk out there. Exams are monday-wednesday, and then break. I'll be recording footage for ace of spades and maybe mario during that time, and then thursday will be me going through and explaining what's happening, because I don't think many of you have heard of ace of spades. I'm looking for one game to add on, two if you think you know a game that should replace mario in the line-up. Friday is editing. So next week look forward to some videos coming out :D

YOU PUMPED YET

Doubt it, but I must tell you something. Go check out Jesse Cox on youtube (omfgcata is his channel name). He does amazing videos on amazingly fun games such as skyrim, minecraft, deus ex, crysis, and such. He's honestly my favorite youtube personality and I have a boner for him. A video from his skyrim playthrough is below, and it's gorgeous. Check him out!

kbyeguyz

Saints Row the Third: A review of some sort

So yeah I just finished playing through the main storyline of Saints Row the Third, the most recent edition of this series that was dev'd by Volition, Inc. and published by THQ. Released back in mid-November this game took fans of the Saints series by storm.

For those of you who aren't familiar with this game but are familiar with the GTA series, think of this game as very much like GTA, but is more based around 'homies' and your game rather than being individualistic with your character. Oh damn more informationz. Link opens in a new window, don't sweat ;o

I haven't actually been a hardcore Saints fan at all, but I decided to give this game a whirl because I played with some friends while waiting for best buy to open on black friday. Fucking ruthless shoppers, man. And last week I got a chance to buy it off a friend, oh yeah. Needless to say four days later and I've put about twenty hours into it and have roughly 95% completed. "And the no-lifer award of the year goes to..." Shut your mouth I enjoy never getting women. ;-;

Anyways I started playing and it was very new to me because I'm very inexperienced with games like this, specifically this series and GTA. Oh, and GTA is Grand Theft Auto for those idiots out there. It's what I like to call half-open world because you can explore and find things without following the main quest first, but you can't explore inside every building. Take Skyrim and how you can explore every dungeon, go in every house, look at ALL the boobs (inserts meme).  That's a full-open world right there. Also I masturbate to Skyrim, so I would know.

Regarding the storyline, I was content with it. Not brain fuckingly (?) amazing or creative, but I found myself getting into it. However I do have two complaints: You can't actually learn more from what's given to you through cut scenes and stock character dialogue and the end kind of was put together very fast and didn't see it coming, but not in the good way. For the first part, I mean like in Skyrim you can go up to people and ask them questions about the town and rumors and such, but in Saints you learn what's going on from the cut scenes and when your character and another character are talking while driving around or something like that. And the second part, I'm not spoiling anything here, but it took two things that should have been seperate like they were all game and just threw them together in the most predictable way possible. Bit of a let down, but an enjoyable game nonetheless.

Also there were many near naked boobs \o/ go dev nerds.

gay4skyrim

Robotics Team! pt. 1

Herro my friends.

As none of you know, I'm on my local robotics team. It's a really fun challenge for me, since I have very little experience with programming a freaking robot. Season hasn't started yet, but tonight was our very last meeting. Now we are on holiday break, which I am, admittedly, somewhat sad about. But anyways, tonight we went through some scenarios and challenges, and then went through the program for each of them.

Dat first challenge:
We had to design a little program to move our bot down a certain number of feet, go around a curve, and come back, (like a race track). Individually, we each tried to write the program, and then about 10 minutes later we convened and my program was completely right, which I was fairly horny pumped about. C++ is fairly difficult though, twas no walk in the strip club/park.

Zomg challenge deus:
This one was freaking poop. Basically it was just to control a button so that instead of only turning the light on when you held the button, you could press the button to turn the light on, press it once again to turn off. Simple right? Well no, not really, it was a much larger program than I expected, and I had no idea how to make a class and boolean crap. Sucked at that one. :c


Last 5 minute challenge:
All we had to do for this one was control a robotic arm to raise up and down and stop at the sensors located at the top and bottom, this one was a freaking breeze. "Like the one you felt when you got pantsed today?" FUCK YOU HOW'D YOU FIND OUT. Kids these days.


Also I designed the logo for our team, but it's on those computers. I'll pull it off in a month, you can wait.

Whoa! A whole new video!

Haha, no boobs today, suckers. "We're here for the gaming, we don't care about your boobs." Well fuck you too random citizen.


Testing fraps on minecraft, it's laggy I know, don't poop yourself about it. kthx. Watch and subscribe and thumbs up! Better PC coming soon!

Gotcha bitch.

Introductions are in order!

Hello my fellow gamers!

Before getting on my merry little way with this porn gaming news and updates with my videos, I thought it would be fit to introduce me and my partner. "Like gay partner?"

yes

But seriously, back to serious shit. My name is Jim, my lover is Bob. Bob is in Norway having an affair with Norweigan lads, so I'm running the show for now. And by show, I mean the entertainment to my very few followers and subscribers. Yeah, rolling like a big shot, I know I know. "But you said very fe--" don't ruin this for me. 

We will be doing youtube videos related to the following:
-Minecraft tutorials
-Minecraft playing
-Minecraft animal sex
-Popular game 'let's plays'
-Humorous live action films
-No porn, sorry.

Yeah shit's bout to get real, starting with the next post. Oh yeahhh.